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"All The News You Never Knew You Needed To Know ...Until Now." May 10 2010 Travus T. Hipp Morning News & Commentary: The Times Square 'Bomber', The Pakistani Taliban, And Jihad As A Global Learning Experience [Pop Out Player? Click Here] Prefer An MP3 Playlist? It's Here: [192kbps CBR 23:27] Other Audio Formats Available [ Here ] Twitter This Commentary |
Tremble The Devil
5 most ridiculous moments in terrorist history
"To become an Assassin you first had to go through a trial that is fairly unique in history. A prospective initiate had to smoke hash until he blacked out.
Seriously.
The first step to becoming an assassin was to literally smoke yourself retarded.
Afterwards you’d awaken in a lush garden, filled with fountains and the most beautiful damsels in all the land, who would feed him every type of delicious morsel and subject you to sexual pleasures he might not even had known were possible. Odds are, to become an assassin you’d have to be cool with having a finger stuck somewhere uncomfortable. Possibly the back of a Volkswagen.
As the day went on you were given more and more pleasures, and more and more hash, until you passed out from the dope once again. A finger may still have been somewhere uncomfortable. When you woke up, the whole process began again, until finally an Assassin explains that what you’ve just experienced was but a tiny glimpse into the Paradise that awaited you if you would die for Allah as an Assassin.
Once you accepted their offer you would learn all the ways of the dagger (while high), how to mix poisons (while high), become a master of disguises (also while high), and how to pass for a member of any religion or culture in the region (while, of course, high). On your mission you must be focused on the kill alone, not your own escape, or where to find some munchies.
Assassins carried out hundreds of bleary-eyed killings as they spread their empire from Persia across the rest of the Middle East, and faded from notoriety only after their supply of marijuana finally ran dry.
But the best part…" [In Full]
BBC: Oil slick hits Chandeleur Islands off LouisianaKiss your environment goodbye, and don't forget to keep driving...
"The islands are the second oldest national wildlife refuge in the US Oil from a massive slick in the Gulf of Mexico has started washing ashore on an island chain off the coast of Louisiana, US officials have confirmed.
Pelicans and other birds covered in oil have been found on the uninhabited Chandeleur islands, which are part of the Breton National Wildlife Refuge.
A federal maritime agency said there was "oiling all over" the islands." [In Full]
"Radioactive water that leaked from the nation’s oldest nuclear power plant has now reached a major underground aquifer that supplies drinking water to much of southern New Jersey, the state’s environmental chief said Friday." [In Full]
A May 04 2010 discussion on Pirate Radio Freek Radio Santa Cruz, with host Free on his show Free-The-Land, about the recent window smashing spree in Santa Cruz California, Anarchism, property destruction, 'Black Blocs', provocateurs, the displacement of the Santa Cruz Farmers Market Drum Circle, what 'Community' means, 21st century psychedelia, and other provocative(sic) subjects.
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