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July 15 2009 Travus T. Hipp Morning News & Commentary: Just When You Thought You Were Going To See Your 'Peace Dividend' - What To Do With That $3.1 Billion Dollars Saved By Scrapping The Presidential Helicopter Program? Build Robotic Battlefield Cleaners That Shreds Grass, Twigs, And Corpses
...the U.S. Defense Department is funding research into battlefield robots that fuel themselves by eating human corpses. What could possibly go wrong?
Since they apparently don’t own TVs or DVD players, researchers at Robotic Technology, Inc. are developing battlefield machines that can fuel themselves with collected organic matter. The experts say such fuel “could” include human corpses, but if you picked up anything on flesh-eating robots over the years you know they’ll ignore that tasty soybean field and make a chow line right to the nearest corpse. And, if the machines can’t find enough dead people to eat, they can always make new ones. [In Full]
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